I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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