FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.