David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
This is the high leading the old right now
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me