he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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