This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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