bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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