You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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