she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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