I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize