Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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