What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
