his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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