He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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