D3 body, D1 cock
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
one might say we're banned from that church
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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