high people should be assigned attendants
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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