What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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