I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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