I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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