Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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