is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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