I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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