you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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