I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it hurts more in the daytime
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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