I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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