That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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