There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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