A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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