Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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