the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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