does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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