I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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