I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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