im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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