brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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