I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's official drugs can't kill me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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