So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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