he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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