ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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