life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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