It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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