new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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