It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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