he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Randomize
