Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
it hurts more in the daytime
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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