Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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