Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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