I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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