And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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