New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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