I'm gonna have a badass scar
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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