Having a random hookup so left but love u
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm bleeding and have questions
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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