Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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