you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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