can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we're so committed to being not committed
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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